the
alienware
system

Calvin

they/them
23 (🎂 4/30)
job: core, host


host of the system. chances are this is who you are talking to! if you are unsure, assume it's calvin.


Likes: deltarune, mycology, forklifts
music: salute, paul hardcastle, the black keys
sport of choice: darts, archery
nicknames: cal

xelgeroth

she/her
25 (🎂 4/30)
job: protector, co-host


2nd in command. xelgeroth is very similar to calvin, but has a slightly shorter temper. she takes on a "big sister" type role to the system and is not a common fronter.


Likes: rock, punk fashion, pokemon
music: the black keys, alice in chains, black pistol fire
sport of choice: tennis
nicknames: xel, lightning bug

perceptor

he/they
fictive
12 million (67-ish human yrs)
job: gatekeeper, co-host


oldest by age. percy tends to talk in a much flatter tone than calvin and has a habit of getting frustrated if he can't get his point across. he plays the role of peacekeeper between alters. big brother figure to calvin.


Likes: vinyl records, trucks, house music
music: underworld, aphex twin, the prodigy
sport of choice: archery
nicknames: percy, big-rig

mr. (ant) tenna

he/him
fictive
47 (🎂 8/18)
job: memory holder, co-host


tenna is high-energy and positive. he is the oldest by association with calvin (1st alter to appear) and 2nd oldest by age. he is very easily frightened. keeps certain traumatic memories buried for calvin's protection.


Likes: my little pony, disco, animals
music: paul hardcastle, timo maas, wax thief
sport of choice: bowling
nicknames: tenna, cathode, tens, ant

glasses

he/it
13
job: backup energy


glasses is only seen when calvin is completely unable to keep going energy-wise. he is quiet, low-energy and tends to keep to himself. the "little brother" of the system.


Likes: wolves, emo subculture
music: alice in chains, system of a down
sport of choice: tennis
nicknames: little emo boy

spamton g. spamton

he/him
introject, fictive
43 (🎂 3/16)
job: internal self-helper


spamton has the most knowledge of "backend" system workings, but won't tell us how. he is usually very willing to help cal solve any system problems. he has separate memories from calvin


Likes: kandi, art, ytp
music: oingo boingo, paul hardcastle, the cramps
sport of choice: darts
nicknames: spammy

(big shot)
spamton g. spamton

he/him
introject, fictive
30 (🎂 3/16)
job: spamton's memory holder, alienware's caretaker


he is the 2nd member of spamton's subsystem and holds spamton's "pre-phonecall" memories. he helps calvin with getting things done in a hurry. he is the most talkative member of the system.


Likes: mycology, old cars, breaking bad
music: warm digits, the cramps, paul hardcastle
sport of choice: darts
nicknames: spam, big shot

spamton neo

he/she/it
introject, fictive
43 (🎂 3/16)
job: protector


spamton neo is the 3rd member of spamton's subsystem. he is extremely hyper and very easily angered, causing him to lash out at other members of the system. he likes his cars fast and music loud. suffers from violent impulses but seems to not act on them. she enjoys strawbery-flavored fruit snacks.


Likes: alien nine, pumkpins
music: machine girl, the cramps, system of a down
sport of choice: darts
nicknames: neo, sneo

💥🌀❓ (KIKI)

it/she
job: ???


kiki is non-verbal and communicates as best as it can through the use of emojis and pictograms. she is very friendly and outgoing, but due to the nature of how it types, it's hard to understand.


Likes: animals
music: machine girl, steve porter
sport of choice: archery

pink addison

he/they
fictive
job: ???


Pink is frequently falling in and out of communication with the main bunch, so pinpointing his job is difficult. not much is known about him.


music: salute, caravan palace, steve porter
sport of choice: tennis
nicknames: pink

quick list

hosts & co-hosts

  • calvin: they/them, host, core

  • xelgeroth: she/her, protector, co-host

  • perceptor: he/they, gatekeeper, co-host

  • tenna: he/him, memory holder, co-host

others

  • glasses: he/it, backup energy

  • spamton: he/him, introject, internal self-helper

  • big shot spamton: he/him, introject, spamton's memory holder, system's caretaker

  • spamton neo: he/she/it, introject, protector

  • 💥🌀❓ (KIKI): it/she, job unknown

  • Pink addison: he/they, job unknown